I TRIED TO TELL KANYE AND LIL MAMA

WRITTEN BY REAL-100-CERTIFIED

CHEA!

 

AN R100C BLOG

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ACTION!

 

 

“WASSUP KANYE!”

 

“CHILLIN REAL100…WASSUP?”

 

“WHY YOU LOOKIN’ SO SAD BRO?”

 

“I FUKKT UP REAL!”

 

“WHAT DID YOU DO?”

“DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN I DID THAT?”

WHEN I SPOILED TAYLOR SWIFT'S AWARD?

 

YEAH I DO!  SOME PRETTY EFFED UP STUFF!

BUT HEY IT’S THE PAST! GET OVER IT.  YOU GOOD PEEPS!

 

“BUT I KEEP FUKKIN UP REAL100!”

I NEED HELP!....NOW DAMNIT!

 

GEESH DUDE…TALK ABOUT ANGER MANAGEMENT!...OKAY WHAT ELSE DID YOU DO?!

(REAL THINKS TO HIMSELF: DAYYYYUM!)

 

“OKAY FIRST IT WAS THAT INCIDENT WITH TAYLOR SWIFT!”

THEN THAT MONKEY ON MY BACK KEPT GROWING BECAUSE I-I----I…(KANYE CRIES)

I-I------I DID THIS….

“HELP ME REAL! NOW DAMNIT!”

 

“MAN THAT AIN’T SHYT…DUDE…LUI KANG AIN’T REAL…THAT’S A DARN VIDEO GAME…JUST GET OVER IT!”

“BUT THERE’S MORE REAL!”

 

“OKAY…TELL ME!”

“I DID THAT TOO REAL!”

(MY REACTION WAS)

“OKAY KANYE…THAT WAS KIND OF A LOW BLOW BECAUSE RIHANNA GOT HER ASS KICKED…AND TINA TURNER DIDN’T HAVE TO GET BLASTED LIKE THAT.  AND BESIDES CHRIS BROWN MY HOMEBOY…GET OVER IT...KANYE…STOP TRIPPING WITH YOURSELF!”

“BUT RIHANNA WON’T BE MY FRIEND NO MORE AFTER THAT!”

 

“I WILL GO TALK TO HER!”

“AYYYE RIHANNA…WILL YOU PARDON KANYE…WE KNOW HOW EMOTIONAL HE CAN GET AT TIMES…

(RIHANNA WASN’T TRYING TO HEAR THAT SHYT THOUGH)

“FUGG THAT NIGGA KANYE REAL…IM TELLING JAY-Z!”

(BUT IN THE MEANTIME JAY Z WAS HAVING HIS OWN PROBLEMS…BECAUSE WHEREVER HE WENT…SO DID LIL MAMA…WATCH)

“STOP LIL MAMA!”

AND

“STOP LIL MAMA!”

(LIL MAMA DIDN’T LISTEN TO JAY Z…SHE EVEN CRASHED PRESIDENT OBAMA’S PARTY)

 

(I COULDN’T BELIEVE MY EYES)

“WTF”

“KANYE DON’T FEEL SO BAD…LOOK AT LIL MAMA!”

“SHE GOT ISSUES AND SHE AIN’T LETTING IT STOP HER!”

 

(THEN KANYE SAID)

“BUT THERES MORE REAL!”

(AT THIS MOMENT I WAS WHISPERING TO MY HOMEY QUIETLY)

“DAYYYUM…WOULD THIS NIGGA SHUT UP…SHYT!” "DYSFUNCTIONAL MOFO...BOY I TELL YOU!"

“OKAY KANYE…WHAT ELSE?”

 

“I DID THIS TOO…”

 

“I COULDN’T BELIEVE MY EYES AGAIN!”

 

(I WAS LIKE…R U SERIOUS)

THAT’S THE GOVERNMENT!

(THEN KANYE STATED…THERE’S MORE)

I WAS AGAIN LIKE…WTF?!

THEN KANYE SHOWED ME HE WAS FUKKING WITH THE KING…

 

“I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT THAT THIS NIGGA KANYE TOOK IT THAT FAR!”

I WAS TRYING TO THINK.

 

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“OKAY OKAY OKAY!...DAYYUUUM!”

(BUT BEFORE I COULD COLLECT MY THOUGHTS…THE NIGGA KANYE SAID)

 

“BUT THERES MORE REAL!”

I ALSO DID THIS…

 

THEN I WAS LIKE…

THIS DUDE BETTER REPENT AND GET IT RIGHT WITH GOD!

HOW CAN HE COMPARE A SEGA GENESIS TO THE “GREAT LORD JEHOVAH GENESIS IN THE BIBLE?

"I WAS SPEECHLESS FAM!"...................................................................... ......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE ONLY THING I COULD TELL KANYE TO DO WAS…

REPENT AND…

…..

THE END

BY REAL100CERTIFED!

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