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AN R100C BLOG

B.R.E.D.6.0.1. vs THE SUPERHEROES & GOLLUM

 (THE MOVIE)

DISS VOLUME 2

(CAUTION)

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!

“SUPERHEROES I REAL100CERTIFIED SUMMON YOU TO GATHER YOUR FORCES AND DEFEAT THE NO NECK ED NESS OGRE BRED!”

I CANNOT GO INTO DETAILS BUT SHE RESIDES IN THE JUNGLES OF MERRIDEAN IN THE LOWEST OF THE SEWER SWAMPS…YOUR OBJECTIVE IS TO CONTAIN THOSE GIGANTIC & COLOSSAL LIPS OF HERS! ISOLATE AND QUARINTINE HER FOREHEAD, AND STOP HER CROSSEYED UNORTHODOX EYES BEFORE SHE INFECTS THE ENTIRE GALAXY WITH HER UGLINESS!

 I AM SENDING YOU WITH BACK UP FROM D.C. COMICS, AND ONE MORE FROM MARVEL COMICS!

ON YOUR TEAM YOU WILL HAVE BATMAN!

AND YOU WILL HAVE THE POWERFUL INCREDIBLE HULK!

YOU HAVE ALL THE FORCES TO WIN THIS BATTLE!

I REAL 100 CERTIFIED HAVE EVEN BROUGHT ALONG HEROES FROM “THE LORD OF THE RINGS!”

SUPERHEROES MEET FRODO!

FRODO! "Happy to be at your service Certified!"

GIMLI!  "It is an honor to fight on your side Real100"

ANDGOLLUM! I hear this BRED601 has the RING OF UGLINESS REAL! I WANT IT!

(ONCE THE SUPERHEROES SAW THE UGLY GOLLUM THEY ARGUED WITH THE HEROES FROM THE LORD OF THE RING)

MARVEL& DC HEROES: “REAL100…WE DON’T WANT THAT UGLY CREATURE GOLLUM ON OUR TEAM!"

 LORD OF THE RING HEROES: (statements below their pics)

 GOLLUM IS MY FRIEND…HE STAYS!

YES GOLLUM STAYS. WE ARE HELPING YOU GUYS AND WE NEED GOLLUM TO DESTROY THE RING OF DARKNESS…AFTER WE DEFEAT THIS BRED601…WE WILL USE GOLLUM TO TAKE US TO OUR DESTINY.

(THEY ARE STILL ARGUING UNTIL I INTERVENE)

"STOP ARGUING AND FOLLOW ORDERS!  NOW LOOK GOLLUM IS NO WHERE NEAR AS UGLY AS BRED601! OKAY!  NOW YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSE TO BE PROFESSIONALS! SO STOP ARGUING AND GET IT TOGETHER!…

BESIDES IF YOU CAN’T HANDLE HOW UGLY GOLLUM IS…THEN YOU DEFINITELY CANT STOMACH BRED601’S LOOKS!

NOW GET IT TOGETHER AND GO TO THERUNDOWN.TV.COM AND BROWSE BRED601 AND DEFEAT THE SCOUNDREL OF UGLINESS!" If you need back up call me at 1-800-SHE-SHO IZZ UGLY! Don't forget!

(STORYTELLER MODE)

 “THE SUPERHEROES DID NOT TAKE R100C SERIOUSLY AS THEY SHOULD, THEY THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD JUST BE A WALK IN THE PARK…THEY SENT  THEIR STRONGEST SOLDIER FIRST…THE INCREDIBLE HULK”

“HULK SMASH BRED601!”

GGGGRRRRRRRRR!

(but after Hulk saw Bred’s face pop up….)

 Pucker up for a kiss Hulk!"

(She blew Hulk a Kiss and something Happened to Hulk we Never thought could ever happen)

HULK shriveled up!

”nooooooooo!”

(hulk became TRAMAUTIZED and it SCARED most of the Marvel Universe)

 

 

 

Yet Wolverine tried one more slash…

 

"ITS JUST YOU AND ME BUB!...(BLADES COME OUT) Wolverine slashes...BUT MISSED! 

and when WOLVERINE missed he saw her face,

PooP!

”Wolverine…you remind me of Marcus…infact you ARE MARCUS…give me a kiss Suga! Muuuuuuah!

Bred only blew wolverine a kiss but the toxic Breath from her Bloated Belly and UNCIRCUMCIZED LIPS Blew a toxic his way…it dazed Wolverine and then she REALLY kissed him…

”NoooooOOOOooooo”!

And wolverine never recovered mentally!

Wolverine has physical healing but his mind doesn’t heal the same way. WOLVERINE NEVER RECOVERED!

That alone Scared the Shit out of Batman!

Fugggg this!  Real I don’t have any special powers…fugg this…I cant defeat her…call Robin for this job!

(Batman ran!)

I WAS LIKE

WTF!!!!???

Batman you punk bitch!

Even the Lord Of the Rings Heroes Ran and all of them threw up the White Flags in Surrender!

“HOWEVER THE ONLY WEAPON I HAD LEFT WAS”

(the ugly Gallum)

 “I WILL HELP YOU R100C…I WILL HELP YOU R100C…GOLLUM GOLLUM!”

CHEA!THANKS GOLLUM! CHEA! (I WAS RELIEVED!)

THANKS AGAIN GOLLUM!  

NO PROBLEM R100C! NO PROBLEM!...WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO? BITE HER?

 

”JUST DEFEAT THE UGLY NO NECK OGRE NAME BRED! WHATEVER IT TAKES DO IT!”

THE SWAMP THANG BRED IS ON THE RUNDOWN AND IN MERIDIAN…IF SHE STAYS AROUND HER UGLINESS WILL ALWAYS EXCEED YOURS...BUT IF YOU DEFEAT HER I THINK YOU CAN GET HER UGLY CROWN”  (I THINK)

I WILL DEFEAT HER REAL! !(GOLLUM  SAID THEN WENT TO MERIDIAN BUT ONCE HE CREPT UP BEHIND BRED AND SAW THIS FACE…

HIIIII…GOLLUM…GIVE ME SUM LUUUUuuuuVVVVIN…BOOO!

…GOLLUMS REACTION WHEN HE SAW BRED XXX FOREHEAD & LIPS WAS...

OOOOH SHYT!  FUUUK THAT!

 I'M OTTA HERE! BRED601 IS AN UGLY CREATURE I NEVER SEEN BEFORE! IS IT HUMAN?

 

 

 

 

 

     NOOOOOOooooooOOOOO!

 

 

NOOOOOoooOOO! PLEASE HELP REAL!  WHERE'S A PHONE...I NEED TO DIAL 1-800-SHE SHO- IZZ UGLY! HEEEEYEEEELLLLLP!  I NEED BACKUP! CALL REDDOG TO TRASH THIS CRAZY OGRE…HEEEEE’YEEELP!

(TO BE CONTINUED)

ROTFL

CHEA!

(WILL GOLLUM GET AWAY FROM THE UGLINESS OF BRED...AND WHAT HAPPENS TO A PERSON AFTER BRED KISSES THEM?  ALL THIS AND SOME WILL BE DISPLAYED IN THE TRILOGY OF TRASHING BRED...PART 3...COMING TO A RUNDOWN THEATRE NEAR YOU! CHEA!)